Celebrity Diet

Crystal meth. ... But also any heavy drug or alcohol consumption infused with Pop culture and/or streetlife 24/7. Basically, it is a lifestyle.

Also; Sometimes referred to as "Jillian Michaels", used to describe "closet" addicts and so-called "functional smokers" whom balance a seemingly successful career or law abiding outward appearance, all the while secretly being dope feins.

The term originated in Burbank, Ca. by local youth in the city's hillside area who "served".

"pull out the pookie and a camera, lets celebrity diet!"
"t.m.f.u.! Rip Roek & Buda"

by Clara Blanqy December 19, 2018

Diet Coke

Something that every middle aged fat woman’s drink to make her fell heathy even tho coke is much more heathy and less cancerous

My teacher ms holl only drink Diet Coke

by Eggplant man May 31, 2018

Diet Pirate

When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.

(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...

(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!

by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009

meth diet

Using the amphetamine as a dietary substance by abstaining from food for the duration of the dosage. IE, 8 ball = 20 hours, a half = 100 hours and some felonys.

I was on my meth diet when I shot them crackers to gets money for more medicine.

by Mello Fello June 26, 2014

Astronaut Diet

Going a period of time without actually eating just living off liquids and powders.

Last weekend in Hoboken was crazy I was up for three days on an astronaut diet.

by MonsterMazi January 25, 2014

Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell

I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction

by GGTBod August 12, 2011

donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 6, 2015