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I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.
(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."
by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007
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Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.
Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
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Cab Calloway School of the Arts

without cab calloway school of the arts, the charter school of wilmington complex would be known only for its homophobic and unbearably straight students and ignorant cunts. cab calloway makes the charter students stupidity look even more dumb than they already clearly are.
thank god that cab calloway school of the arts is a thing. otherwise nothing but transphobia and weed would be pouring out of that building.
by bornhater May 3, 2018
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Just Going With The Plays That Are Called

A phrase that could be used in any context to avoid an icky situation. Used by Terrell Owens
Reporter: Do you feel like you are being used correctly?
Terrell Owens: I'm just going with the plays that are called.

Guy #1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Guy #2: Just going with the plays that are called.

Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Just going with the plays that are called.
by WTH? TO October 1, 2009
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He called the shit poop!

An expressive phrase demonstrating excitement in anothers actions.
If you found a long forgotton bag of marijuana, your friend might yell, "Oh my god, he called the shit poop!"
by Dr. Stubblefield June 13, 2008
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Pot Calling The Rainbow Black

A variation on the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" that is used when the person being accused by the "pot" is not guilty of the thing they are being accused of while the "pot" is.

Origin: Rainbows are many colors but never black.
Transphobic Cult Leader: Stop indoctrinating children.
Trans Person: Seems like a case of the pot calling the rainbow black.
by Shugunou June 14, 2023
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calling the police game

The act of challenging your opponent to a fight then turning around and calling the police
He challenged his neighbour to a fight then called the police complaining about his injuries. He enjoys playing the calling the police game.
by youngleftyguy July 10, 2020
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