by Toodles66 October 1, 2017
Get the amazonicmug. Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg
Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"
by VincentVanDiesel March 14, 2024
Get the Amazon prime reelsmug. That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.
by Anonymous Sven October 5, 2021
Get the Amazon lustmug. A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside
by B agave G March 20, 2020
Get the Amazon crabmug. by Davo919181 September 19, 2025
Get the Amazon Crimemug. The Amazons were a Ancient Greek tribe of primarily women. In fact, any males they gave birth to where put with the recycling. A person referred to as a Lady Amazon is referred as a motherly person, protects people on her side, but you would run and hide if you where her foe.
by The Mytho October 25, 2018
Get the Lady Amazonmug. (noun.): A highly trained keyboard warrior who spends more time gearing up on Amazon than actually training—rocking the latest tactical vest, night vision, and gas mask… all for a high-stakes mission to the mailbox. 🚀📦💀
Kyle is what you would call an Amazon Operator. He has the coolest and latest tacticool gear available on amazon prime shipping. He's ready to invade a small country by himself. He's ready for WW3 or stand up to a tyrannical government. Only issue is...he doesn't know how to use any of his gear besides how to wear it.
by CozmicTaco February 15, 2025
Get the Amazon Operatormug.