amazonic

Adj. Tall, strong, confident woman.

Like an Amazonian.

She towered above the others with her Amazonic presence.

by Toodles66 October 1, 2017

Amazon prime reels

Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg

Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"

by VincentVanDiesel March 14, 2024

Amazon lust

That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.

I saw the Amazon truck next door and suddenly had Amazon lust for a delivery, too.

by Anonymous Sven October 5, 2021

Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside

"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."

by B agave G March 20, 2020

Amazon Crime

A hacked Amazon Firestick that can stream illegal content

David: How did you watch that film?

Tom: We streamed it last night on the Amazon Crime

by Davo919181 September 19, 2025

Lady Amazon

The Amazons were a Ancient Greek tribe of primarily women. In fact, any males they gave birth to where put with the recycling. A person referred to as a Lady Amazon is referred as a motherly person, protects people on her side, but you would run and hide if you where her foe.

My boss is a definet Lady Amazon. Not even the CEO could stand her down!

by The Mytho October 25, 2018

Amazon Operator

(noun.): A highly trained keyboard warrior who spends more time gearing up on Amazon than actually training—rocking the latest tactical vest, night vision, and gas mask… all for a high-stakes mission to the mailbox. 🚀📦💀

Kyle is what you would call an Amazon Operator. He has the coolest and latest tacticool gear available on amazon prime shipping. He's ready to invade a small country by himself. He's ready for WW3 or stand up to a tyrannical government. Only issue is...he doesn't know how to use any of his gear besides how to wear it.

by CozmicTaco February 15, 2025