Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people

Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8

by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

Textosterone

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.

Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

Texteroids

(noun): A hormone used to stimulate your texting prowess.

Twitter is Facebook on texteroids.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

Tentorian Soulmate

A label for soulmates who don’t end up together.

“She was my tentorian soulmate, although she doesn’t know that.”

by platonicallyokay March 18, 2018

texterrogation

When someone texts a massive amount of questions and expects or demands answers. If they were present, you could almost expect to face interrogation techniques like good cop/bad cop or waterboarding.

“Hang on, my mom is in a full on texterrogation about where we were last night, who was there, what we did, etc.”

by Bendoug January 30, 2019

Texterciser

A person who monopolizes a gym machine texting or exercising their fingers rather than physically exercising.

The gym is a waste of time when you are a texterciser.

by Pacergirl August 1, 2019

Textophobia

The fear that you won’t get a text back

Bro I don’t know if I want to text her I have textophobia

by JetJimmy john March 19, 2020