Too much testo

Thinking with hormones instead of logic

There was too much testo in the room when they hired the blonde with the double D silicone.

by sylviatoyindustries October 16, 2008

Textosterone

The act of sounding like a brainless jock while texting; a guy that has more testosterone than brain cells and shows that in texts.

Textosterone:

Text 1: ilcu2ntek
Text 2: Okay
Text 1: b3 redib1ch

by Beckahness December 10, 2007

teatowel head

pooper noun

a dirty arab
mainly used by the upper class

Lord Henrey Wigglebottom III : you sir are a teatowel head!

by poop master zoo August 13, 2009

teetotaler

An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.

The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.

by QuacksO November 21, 2017

Mass Textodus

The ability to text the same message to all your contacts at once from either your PC , Ipod ,cell phone. This is convenient for those special pictures you take on your cell, voicemails, text messages, porn, internet links, whatever. Do not recommend Mass Texting while intoxicated or under the influence of drugs as may cause personel problems.

Variations: Mass textodusing, mass textodused ect.

I mass textodused that picture of you I took in bed to all my buddies, your parents and everyone you work with including your boss, you cheating bitch!

by 2ndHandJoke December 25, 2010

testosterrific

Anything which has enormous amounts of the qualities, such as violence, machoism and nudity, which appeal to the stereotypical man.

God of War is a testosterrific video game because all the women have no clothes and everything else bleeds more blood than their body could possible contain.

by TheyWontLetMeBeM July 25, 2007

broken textord

the sound of your ring tone starting over from multiple friends sending mass texts for the holidays

My phone was a broken textord for ten minutes before the clock struck midnight.

by creatiffany December 31, 2008