tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

by james July 1, 2003

Tenacious D

A comedy rock band. Consisting of two overweight men, who are incredibly skilled at everything. They are super skilled at sex, often times "double teaming" women. They are awesome at rock as well. They battled the devil and won. They also stunned a shining demon by playing the greatest song in the world. They are the only band that currently plays "real" rock, using their humor as a small shield to rock as it gets continuously beaten down by the horrible computer generated music of today. They had a friend named Lee, and teamed up with Sasquatch.

Damn, are there any good rock bands?

yeah, Tenacious D, they played the greatest song in the world.

what is it?

i don't know, they forgot it, this is just a Tribute.

Oh, that's cool...damn my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform

dude, you broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair.

by #1 Manwhore January 5, 2010

tenative

How sexy Minnesotans say "tentative"

This is a tenative plan

by Nowyou'rerighttoo January 25, 2011

tenacious d

Possibly the greatest band to ever exist. Also, arguably the only thing keeping rock alive, fighting off the evil of rip-your-balls-off shitty bands like Green Day, Good Charlotte, and Children of Bodom.

-Tenacious D consists of Kyle Gass and Jack Black, who both play the acoustic and electric guitar and sing, with occaisonal help from Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters), Lee, and Spiderman. They are all equally amazing at everything.

-One last thing, Jack Black owns Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood. Same with KG.

-Me baby, ME! -Jack Black

It doesn't matter if it is good.
It only matters if it rocks!
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy...
cause rock and roll is bogus, right KG? right.
The only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained...
to rock your fuckin socks off!

-Tenacious D, rock your socks off

by the one who worships Tenacious D April 12, 2006

Teaera

1.) The hottest unique name in the world.

2.) She knows how to have fun. There's always a party when she's around.

3.)Can spot a fake bitch from a mile away.

4.)Is a great friend and person.

5.) Just don't get on her bad side.

6.) Gorgeous

Oh shit, that was fuckin Teaera! Yay!

by cjt3000 September 26, 2010

tenacious

Someone who is fired up and ready to rumble. They are always on the ball.

He is playing tenacious defense on him!!!!!!!!

by Gene Hackman February 8, 2006

Australian TenderCrisp

The sexual art of ejaculating inside the partner's mouth, the partner transfers it back into the other's mouth and the he, in turn, tongues the semen into the partner's anus.

Jackie is the type of nasty slut who would get an Alaskan Pipeline, Alabama Hot Pocket and Australian TenderCrisp all in one go.

by Freaknik May 3, 2010