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tea leaves

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.
Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.
by flippersideways November 22, 2013
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No Tea, For You

It means when him or her changes their mind about to not tell you the tea (gossip).
Victoria: I have tea(gossip) for you.

Santio: oh, ok tell me

Victoria: oh never mind No Tea, For You
by Funniest123 December 1, 2018
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Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.
"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"
by daffodil June 24, 2007
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Tea Hound

Someone who is always sniffing for the tea.
Person 1: How does Lisa always know all the gossip?
Person 2: She's such a tea hound!
by jynbug September 21, 2018
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Tea With Creamer

This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.
Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.
by The Creamery September 9, 2011
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Tea Floss

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.
"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."
by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008
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