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smoking tampons

A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.

Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.

Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!

Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
by WP88 April 2, 2010
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tampoa

tampon crack tampoa is a tampon with crack on it when people use it they get high, high as the sky!!
give me a tampoa ehehehehehehhehehehehehehe
by alex1325364 August 24, 2006
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Tampong

A variant of Beer Pong using feminine hygiene products instead of a ping pong ball, often played with elaborate rules.
Lets play Tampong!
by Wiretapscars March 4, 2011
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Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.
It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.
by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019
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tampon kink

The kink of getting turned on by a tampon
“I have a tampon kink….”

“Ew, bro wtf
by FeralKat September 13, 2021
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The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012
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Put a tampon on

When someone is getting mad at something stupid or anything at all.
(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.

(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.
by Vibez, The Voice January 16, 2013
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