Twashell

A cat that gets abused by the neighbors chihuahua everyday and than after eats lamps

“Dude the twashell just jumped of the fence”

by Clout_ January 24, 2019

Twas

The act of cactus hugging

'That Cacti could use a really good twas'

by Plantpower June 9, 2019

twarsh

Used in any form of describing, using for a person, etc. (It’s like Squanch if you know what I’m sayin) usually said in a retarded voice.

(Have you seen Dale today? He looks like absolute twarsh)

(This is bull fucking TWARSH!)

by BedsideBirdWing August 18, 2019

Twas

TWAS (that’s what Andrew said), pronounced as “twazz” is what is said when a sexual innuendo appears. Not to be confused with that’s what she said although both are very similar.

“Can I have a piece of that?”
“Twas!”

“Ooh that’s big isn’t it”
“Twas!”

“That cream tastes nice!”
“Twas!”

by Jadewolf September 30, 2019

Twashter

A washing machine toaster. It burns your clothes and washes your toast. It everything anyone could ever want.

Guy 1:Hey bro look at My twashter.
Guy 2:CUCK
Guy 1:Want some burnt clothes?

by TheToasterRoasterRollercoaster November 29, 2019

twars

Hot garbage,

Record and Report.

Do you play on twars?
that server without any competent staff?
Yeah.
No, don't message me okay?

by ArialRules97 September 23, 2020

twadswallop

This is a word that my grandma created in use for ‘nonsense’

‘That Donald Trump speaks a load of twadswallop’ 😤

by Someone’s grandma October 24, 2020