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Triple Starburst

The act of pissing, shitting and vomiting on yourself simultaneously, or at least in the same "session". Normally associated with extreme drunkenness.
by JT83 February 28, 2011
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Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.
It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.
by theswizzle May 28, 2015
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Triple shank

The act of pulling down a person's pants, stabbing them in the side, and inserting one's penis into said persons anus.
My last day in prison was gifted with a triple shank from all my best buddies.
by BJ.......K? July 29, 2017
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triple or nothing

by Uglygodpreachit May 23, 2018
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Triple-Tweet

Accidentally sending out the same twitter tweet 3 times.
Also a really sweet (sweet meaning great) tweet.

To my knowledge, Smashing Magazine gets credit for coining the term when they accidentally sent a tweet 3 times, and used the phrase in an apology.
.@twitteridname The triple-tweet was an honest mistake. Sorry about that, guys.

.@twitteridname Thanks for the twit, that was triple-tweet!
by Dawn Yz, Devign Elements January 13, 2011
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triple chicken

The act of chopping another man's chode (chode chopping), but doing it in a continuous, three strike method, while simultaneously clucking like a chicken. Brought into mainstream culture and made famous by none other than, you guessed it.... George H.W. Bush, circa 1995
Jeb better keep his guard up, he's just asking for a triple chicken..............bock BOCK!!!!
by JimmyKristidis11 June 18, 2014
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Triple-ank

When someone is under the influence of
1. Dank
2. Crank
3. Drank
He's fucked up on triple-ank tonight.
by Sage82 January 12, 2020
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