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Lakewood Ranch

a place in the central Florida boonies where gullible boomers bought into the idea of suburban sprawl thinking it was special.
Lakewood Ranch scored a 0/100 on Walkscore.com.
by Suburbwrecker March 7, 2022
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Phillips Ranch

A Los Angeles County suburb in Southern California, located about 30 miles east of downtown Los Angeles. It borders Chino Hills to the south, Diamond Bar to the west, and the rest of Pomona east of the 71 freeway. Area code 909 serves the neighborhood, hence many consider it part of the Inland Empire. Majority of the homes were constructed in the late 1970s and were completed through the early 1980s, followed by a second phase in the mid-1990s, along with two new condo tracts in the late-2010s. Many folks hold white collar jobs and it’s not a rare sight to see folks drive around in BMWs, Mercedes, newer SUVs, or modified trucks. Many residents purchased their homes when new, or in the couple of decades after, which ultimately resulted in an older age demographic nowadays. There really is no racial majority for the most part since the demographics are very mixed in nearly all blocks. However, anywhere south of Old Pomona Road tends to be more blue-collar, likely due to the fact that homes are cheaper there due to smaller square footage. The neighborhood is within the Pomona city limits, but many would never know due to the absence of Pomona street signs and the fact that Phillips Ranch is also used for mail purposes. Many folks who reside here don’t like to consider themselves as Pomona due to the contrasts between the neighborhood and the rest of the city. Crime is not too bad either, but
Person 1: “So, where do you live?”
Person 2: “I’m from Phillips Ranch.”
Person 1: “That’s a nice area man! That’s located in P-town right?”
Person 2: “Umm....yeah.....”
by chilibandit June 1, 2021
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Butt Ranch

Butt ranch is what happens when, after anal sex, the male cums in the asshole and the drippage is speckled with poo particles.
When the butt ranch is so creamy, you could dip a fry in it.
by Anal_Queen_690 July 24, 2018
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ranch thief

while the male is achieving he orgasm, after oral sex from a female, another female appears and punches the first female in the face in order to swallow the males remnants.
Chelsea was a ranch thief to Lisa.
by Egrafenberg June 17, 2009
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ram ranch

they're having a ram ranch over there
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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Foothill Ranch

Small city in Orange County, CA. Middle of nowhere. Populated with shiny-haired brats and white guys.
Harold: Where do you live?
Oswald: Ugh. Foothill Ranch.
by Bob Deng January 24, 2009
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stud ranch

The residence of a highly evolved male who has an unprecedented effect on ALL women. He goes out most Saturday nights with the sole purpose of making women go weak at the knees. After this he retires to his 'Stud Ranch', generally with a different woman by his side each week. Often seen wearing a black cap and being told to take it off to highlight the incredible attributes of his face. Often referred to as Moller or Bulla, he is the object of EVERY woman's desire, as is his Ranch.
She couldn't resist the offer to go back to the 'Stud Ranch', and it's a long taxi ride to Slacks Creek.

Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
by shield July 31, 2008
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