oyster kiss

When a man cums in the mouth of his partner who then kisses him.
"and this dirty bitch tried to give me an oyster kiss"
by Frank March 03, 2003
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foul oyster

1. any thing or person which affects the senses negatively.

2. a process of wetting multiple fingers, forming both hands to resemble an oyster shell, and placing said "oyster shell" to another's face, while inserting both index fingers into the victim's ear canals. A.K.A. the double wet-willy.
1. What a foul oyster.

2. Andy just gave Mario another foul oyster!
by The Party Police November 21, 2007
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Oyster Bay

A destination? A way of life... a philosophy, if you will. But more to the point, that place in between a dream and waking up, what’s the scientific term for that? Oh yeah, Oyster Bay.
Back in 2018 I was in the middle of sweet little catamaran ride down the swells of Oyster Bay with my confidante Roberto Mucho (an Ivory smuggler/philanthropist...on the run from Interpol, something to do with Phil Collins. I didn’t ask) we were finishing the better half of a bottle of chassagne mantrachette when suddenly light of the moon danced across the surface of the sea and we both knew in that moment... only in Oyster Bay.
by Roberto Mucho March 09, 2020
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Oyster Nugget

When a male blows a gigantic load in a condom.. possibly twins.
"Person 1- What do you do with your used condoms after you beat some cheeks?

Person 2- I just hang those little oyster nuggets up on my wall homie!"
by Nuther butther May 29, 2011
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Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.
Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!
by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015
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Creek oyster

When you cum on a girls stomach and then suck it out of her belly button
My girlfriend wouldn't let me come in her so I came on her stomach. I creek oystered it and then gave her a kiss.
by BIGSOUTH May 16, 2013
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oyster party

a party and/or gathering in which the number of females outnumbers the number of males
it was a real oyster party over there
by 123bananas456 November 21, 2016
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