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vauxhall diet

The so called slimming "diet" that can sometimes be a positive side-effect when you're going clubbing/festival-ing on at least a weekly basis and taking a cocktail of hunger-reducing drugs, predominately coke and MDMA. Originating from the gay scene in the Vauxhall area of London.
"Ooohh gurl, you looking skinny as fuck, have you started gyming?!"

"Nah mate, just been on a bit of a vauxhall diet the past few weekends"

"Ooohh you coke whore you!"
by Lyf Tho May 14, 2017
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Diet vagina

(N) A vagina with little to no scent or taste
"She keeps herself so clean, it's like a diet vagina down there."
by JackJames52 September 18, 2016
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Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.
She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet
by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016
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Tortoise Diet

One of the best reptilian animals. Foods include:

Mulberry leaves
Grape vine leaves
Hibiscus leaves
African hibiscus leaves
Blue hibiscus leaves
Rose of Sharon leaves
Rose leaves
Geraniums
Azania
Lavatera
Pansies
Petunias
Hostas
Honeysuckle
Cape honeysuckle
Leaves and blooms from any squash plant, like pumpkin, cucumber, summer squash, etc...
Young spineless opuntia cactus pads

Weeds:

There are so many!!!
Dandelion
Mallow
Filaree
Smooth Sow thistle
Prickly Sow thistle
Milk thistle
Goat head weed
Cats ear
Nettles
Trefoil
Wild onion
Wild mustard
Wild Garlic
Clovers
Broadleaf plantain
Narrow leaf plantain
Chick weed
Hawksbit
Hensbit
Hawksbeard
This is mostly for leopard tortoises and sulcata tortoises but for leopards less grass.
Tortoises need a big variety in their diet. Tortoise Diet
by #Animals4life January 21, 2018
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Diet Coking

The act of waiting for diet soda foam to recede so you can pour more into the cup.
I am just making a sandwich and diet coking over here.
by Kiruna December 31, 2016
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Diet FNAF

A term used to described a story or series that replicates elements of the Five Nights at Freddy's series for an underwhelming payoff.
by ThePoochster August 9, 2021
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Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.
Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!
by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013
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