Massacre Therapy

1)Playing First Person Shooters, or other types of "Violent Video Games", to work out ones frustrations, anger, or violent tendencies, instead of on real people.

2) Marathon Sessions Playing FPS's or generally Violent Videogames.

after that asshole cut me off in traffic i was in serious need of some Massacre Therapy.

by big bot June 27, 2011

premedial therapy

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"

by itsjeg March 11, 2012

friendship therapy

a euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex.

"One of my co-workers was depressed about breaking up with her boyfriend so I offered her some friendship therapy."

by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014

Oral therapy

If bae says you need some oral therapy, that shit is going to get real

- I'm sick and tired of all these bullshit
- You just need some oral therapy!

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by ThatAshe May 8, 2016

Physical Therapy

When you jerk off and cry simultaneously, often used to get over a girl but can be used in any situation where you might be in emotional pain

"Elena dumped me last night man, I need some good physical therapy"

by gyro_elongated March 24, 2020

Black powder therapy

Feeling frustrated? Shoot some guns! You'll feel better before you know it.

I need some black powder therapy.

by Andrealovely December 10, 2016

Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy

A type of therapy to reduce the size of ones nose. Another therapy which puts pounds on your hips in order for you to be fat is called Hipposuction! Call free on 01918767588 to order your brocure.

"Your conk is huge! you had better get Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy!"

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004