Tooley

A Dick, A Male's Penis

I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!

by T.E.V January 17, 2009

University of Toledo

Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.

Person A: "Where you going to college bro?"

Person B: "not Toledo"

by Chris January 3, 2005

Toledo Surprise

Sticking your dick inside a girl who is on her period and has a tampon already inserted

Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise

by JookieAndSWoww November 3, 2013

tooled

To be attacked with an object... eg; a crow-bar or any other object which would cause damage to another person.

'your man was bowlin down street commin like bad man so i racked a tool round his head'

'your man got tooled up town last night by sum next mans'

by DJ Davie Y August 21, 2006

Tolerhate

Something you tolerate, but really don't like

"Man, your girlfriend is always taking a shit on your floor when she's drunk"

-"I know, I tolerhate it because she does the weird butt stuff I like"

"Jesus, I can smell your mom's yeast infection every time she comes in the room"

-"I know, I tolerhate it because there's no way I'm bringing that up"

"Godamnit, there are way too many hipsters in this club"

-"I'm gonna tolerhate it while I'm getting this blowjob near the bathroom. Could you stop talking while it's happening actually, it's weirding me out"

by andysanchez32 January 1, 2012

religious tolerance

When the world's religions have an equal appreciate and understanding for each other

Religious tolerance is seen when there is peace and understanding in the Middle East.

by Shenzi November 9, 2013

Toledo Knee buster

When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball

Kyle just did a Toledo knee buster, and he told everyone that he even got fuckin bonus points!

by kg10 January 21, 2011