tarish

the language originating from tari, when nobody can understand her....

english? nooooooo, that was TARISH!

by nobody schmobody May 6, 2004

Tarvis

n. One or more skanks in a group of bitches cockblocking your slut banging efforts.

s.) "Dude, you're never going to land your load on that slut's face tonight if you don't get that fat tarvis out of your way."

p.) The tarvis swarmed about her, a viscous horde silent in its vigilant watch. In its natural state the tarvis is a mere detestation, but once disturbed it rapidly blooms into an abomination that shits all over the party.

origin: "Cock-Blocking Tarvis!"
- Spray painted on a Boston area construction site.

by Serup Kremlin September 26, 2005

House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.

Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.

by Danbridge June 25, 2010

Moo-tard [tardsauce]

A saying that is crossed between a cow and a tard. A really not good comeback.

moo-tard tardsauce
person 1: you're a shit-face!
person 2: Yeah, well you're a moo-tard!

by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008

tardsportation

The act of giving a Melbournian a lift somewhere. Alternate name for the Melbourne transport system.

Melbourne has a third world tardsportation system.

by jacck May 13, 2007

tardification

The Process Of Becoming A Tard.

Jess is such a tard now, it was a very unexpected tardification.

by Du-Hanz January 18, 2008

Tardigrada Skasick

Very much like that of a Tardigrada, but not really as cool...

Skasicks, or skittles as they are sometimes called are attracted to such animals as redheads and when a Skasick finds a redhead it likes it makes awkward stuttering noises and lame jokes.
To catch a skasick you must make a statement that can be answered with "That's What She Said" Then you can club it and skin it. Skasick skins don't really go for much more than half a penny.

Typical Tardigrada Skasick Redhead Mating Call:

"Hi Tegan" noted fluctuation in voice
"You sound pretty today."

by Wassarbar April 4, 2009