Taco Doctor

a doctor speclizing in Obstetrics and Gynaecology.

I went to the Taco Doctor for a pap smear.

by bad black bart March 4, 2009

Taco Soup

Taco Soup refers to several women in a hot tub.

Hey dude, there is taco soup out on the deck. You should definitely check it out.

by jbdemonoid February 23, 2011

Taco sweats

Taco Sweats refers the sweating, overheating, nausea and ultimately diarrhea incurred by consuming an amount of Taco Bell.

I could tell before he finished his last taco, Taylor already had the taco sweats

by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014

Poo Taco Maneuver

The 'poo-taco manuveur', also known as 'the PTM' for short is a maneuver in which one lays a fresh self inficted faece into a flat bottom taco shell. after adding the toppings of your choice to the taco, you then proceed to launch this taco at the front windscreen of a law inforcement vehicle. The more moist your faece is or the more avocado and/or sour cream you mix in with the faece, the larger the blast radius the taco makes on contact resulting in angrier police officers.

BREAKING NEWS HEADLINES: "a police officer has been put into an enduced coma after a schoolie attempted the poo taco maneuver. Witnesses at the scene said that the cars window was down and the officer took a direct blow to the mouth from the poo taco. Cuntsable Fondle said that the large ratio of sour creme to faeces was a large contributing factor to the incident, almost tripling the blast radius of the faece taco on contact." Any schoolies that attempt this maneuver from now on will have a slug gun shoved up there arse and will be raped with a taco.

by minister mcnuggets August 11, 2012

greasy taco

naughty boy

"look at that greasy taco- oh wait its just naughty boy"

by assholesrus May 8, 2015

get down to brass tacks

In the trading posts of the old west, the shopkeeper measured out a yard on his wooden counter and inserted two brass thumbtacks. He used this to measure off "yard goods" such as fabrics and rope. So to set the price he first had to get down to brass tacks.

You've selected your fabric, so let's get down to brass tacks.

by viperquilter October 17, 2015

You're my sexy juice taco!

Expression of your love for someone you are sexually attracted to and whom you are with when you don't think you have much longer to live, especially in the face of what appears to be inevitable calamity.

From the Russia Today YouTube video "Tsunami Climbing: Incredible video of ship heading into wave in Japan"

"You're my sexy juice taco!" Mark exclaimed to Helen after one of the engines fell off from the 747 jumbo jet.

lovestruck sexual attraction disaster sexy biatch

by Bowser Bill October 20, 2011