impetric system

The combination of the imperial system (where things are measured in feet, inches, pounds and Fahrenheit ) and the metric system ( which uses the measuring units such as meters, grams and Celsius). Mostly used in Canada. You drive in km, your car gets X/miles to the gallon. You buy your milk and booze in liters but use cups in measuring. The air temperature is measured in Celsius but you cook, your cookies in Fahrenheit...you get the picture its very individualized.

In the impetric system. Its 20 degrees Celsius out. I need 2 cups of milk. My Car gets 25 miles to the gallon etc.

by YURY8765 November 19, 2016

Buddy System 2.0

A old school tracking system using new school technology.

KANDACE alerts is revolutionizing the way we use social media by use the buddy system 2.0

by Mansa Obi April 5, 2017

jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.

Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.

by QuacksO May 30, 2021

Imperial Sovereign Court System

1. A vast network of drag queens, drag kings, etc. doing great acts of charity.
2. International Organization of non-profit charity groups founded by Jose Saria "Mama Jose", Empress Jose I. Now headed by QM Nicole after Jose retired.
3. Non-discriminatory group of G/L/T/Q and their friends who get together and performers include Gender Illusionist, Drag Queens, Drag Kings. Almost every western world major city has a Imperial Sovereign Court affiliaite or Ducal Society.

The Imperial Sovereign Court of Seattle, Olympic and Rainier Empire, just celebrated Coronation (02/12/2010) Marking greater than 3 decades of proud service to Seattle. Feel free to google Imperial Sovereign Court System to learn more.

by Mr. Unity XX February 14, 2010

British Education System

A spiffing joke.

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*

by EnglishFag June 11, 2016

the peter blunt system

The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."

Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?

by Brandtl03 February 16, 2018

Spiritual Identification System

The spiritual identification system (SIS/SPIRITIS/SPIRITISYS) is a spiritual technology that is about to identify people at spiritual level, or by their spirits, minds, souls, auras, vibrations or anything at spiritual level. The term is also used to refer to technologies able to identify anything at spiritual level.

"The Spiritual Identification System is a concept that might help a lot the search for spiritual life, and even for be the future of the ways to identify people and increase security and organization of society."

"The SPIRITISYS will be really important in the future, and might be a revolution in human sciences and technologies."

by Full Monteirism January 10, 2021