Swamping

The deliberate act of defecating in your pants when you don't have access to a toilet.

I couldn't be bothered to pull over for a shit so I just up swamping until I got to the Motel.

by Andrew D Farrar January 27, 2017

Simping

To watch The Simpson's all day, having a Simpson's marathon.

"Hey do you wanna come out tonight?"
"Sorry I can't I'm simping"

by Stinkygirl123 June 7, 2020

swimming with dolphins

Getting High off of exsatcy.

What are you doing this weekend ?
Hanging out with Ashley and going swimming with dolphins.

by B333 December 8, 2007

shimping great tondo

Ben Theaker

Not like that, Ben, you shimping great tondo

by Ivan Campo February 12, 2004

swimming

that thing you instinctively do before you drown

swimming will prevent you from drowning

by fastlane_45 October 27, 2011

simping

Simping is when you like women on the internet. The more you like women on the internet, the simpier it is.

1: I am subscribed to Pokimane.
2: SIIIIIIIIIMP

simping

by Ottomagic Critic September 24, 2020

synchronized swimming

To collectively pee on somebody.

We did a little synchronized swimming in the bathtub and yada yada yada, her hair hasn't smelled the same since.

by zarch April 7, 2008