swedish seat

n: Sexual Position. Mans starts by laying flat on his back and raising his feet as if to point toward the ceiling. Man then lets his feet fall towards his face untill toes are pointed over his head & he is looking at his knees. Woman then points his penis straight up & sits down facing away on him like a chair. Woman sits up & down on him for as long as he lasts.

She wore me out with an exotic sex position called the Swedish Seat.

by Chris Lange August 14, 2006

Swedish Torpedo

An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.

E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.

by Brigittathedanishtennisplayer October 21, 2010

sweet swedish cheeba

1. Incredible type of marijuana aquired only by those who have connections or mad dough

Ill take an ounce of that sweet swedish cheeba

by ABJ March 20, 2005

Swedish Sidecar

This is when a female is driving a vehicle with a male in the passenger seat and she leans over to give oral sex to the male passenger while he grabs the wheel

"yah dude while me and Tracy were driving over here we had a little Swedish Sidecar action going on"

"Dude , next time Michelle drives .. BAMM!!! Swedish Sidecar time"

by Raven7.0 March 31, 2009

Swesh

A combination of the words "Swag" and "Fresh"

That was Swesh<3

by tbrown69 August 22, 2011

swedish enchilada

when an uncircumcized male cums then puts the cum in the foreskin and slaps the bitch in the face with it.

jorge gave cindy a swedish enchilada last night.

by coreythecoolguy June 17, 2006

Swestian Channel

Phrase created by pewdiepie as a joke, to describe his Swedish/Christian channel.🙏

Pewds: "What the f*ck" -"Sorry, this is a swestian channel"

by JPSJYHFYB December 14, 2017