swear on your hair

To emphasise a meaning of something true.

"I was so blocked last nite mate"
"Swear on your hair"

by mattyni October 20, 2008

swear police

An individual, usually an adult, who scorns upon the youth who curse in public.

boy 1: "Fuck this shit, hoe!"
teacher: "Hey! Think you're cool and all using language like that?"
boy 2: "You have the swear police after you, nigga!"

by Brexle February 6, 2010

swaf

Short for "sweet as fuck"

"You see the game last night?"
- "Oh yeah man, that second goal was swaf!"

by 784 October 14, 2010

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

An over used quote on Tumblr.

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

by sbnine January 6, 2011

swear words

~cool.
~good for using when you are pissed off.
~a great gift from hell.
~(weird people think they are) offensive (google search for "The history of the F-Word Movie" play it, and you'll find swearing not offensive)

they said 459,065,936 swear words in that movie.
so bitch???

by why cant i have a name i want??? May 11, 2006

seafarts

Stinky ocean farts one gets from eating seafood

Her seafarts smelled like scallops and shit

by bigolpinksock September 10, 2012

Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

by GR3CH June 10, 2011