When lonely men desperately attempt to attract females by logging on to Chat Roulette and pointing their webcams at their man meat. They are miserably disappointed, however, as the only people they encounter are other lonely desperate men doing the same.
by Filisofic March 2, 2010
Get the cock surfingmug. 
Get the Ego-Surfingmug. Being the driver of a moving vehical and jamming the gas while you climb out the window to lay on the windshield of the vehical, leaving no one to drive the car.
Person 1: Oh look at the driver of that truck! hes on the roof?
Person 2: He's redneck surfing, well was...
go to ebaumsworld.com for a video sample of how this activity is preformed
Person 2: He's redneck surfing, well was...
go to ebaumsworld.com for a video sample of how this activity is preformed
by Dr. Funk August 1, 2004
Get the redneck surfingmug. by Mikerowave September 21, 2003
Get the Surf Nazimug. when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.
by qazedctgbujmesztfcuhbokm March 21, 2009
Get the carpet surfingmug. One of the coolest movies ever made. About 3 brothers who live on the beach in California but find out that they are princes for some foreign island in Indonesia. The comic relief has a magical power where if he says "what if this happened" or "that would suck if this happened" then it would happen, plus, he's an idiot. Also, it's rated PG. Rent it TODAY!
Nate - hey, Bryan, have you watched the cooly awesome movie Surf Ninjas?
Bryan - Oh, uhhh... no.
Nate - *shoots Bryan in the face*
Bryan - Oh, uhhh... no.
Nate - *shoots Bryan in the face*
by Xenoglyph October 14, 2003
Get the surf ninjasmug. The art of running around hotels at night, riding the elevators like crazy and causing overall havok at a hotel
by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005
Get the Hotel Surfingmug.