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shpants

not clam-diggers, not pedal-pushers, not floods, not capris, not culottes, not knickerbockers, not breeches, not bermuda shorts, not pencil pants, just shpantz. When wearing shpants, one might hear the questions "buy me last pape, mistah?"
Hey girl, I like your shpants! I like that you paired them with heels.
by Sir Shpants-A-Lot June 12, 2011
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spanaphobic

It's like homophobic but for people who don't like Spanish people!
OMG U R SOO SPANAPHOBIC WTF
by X_X_X_X-X_X_X_X February 7, 2018
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Spaña

Española, New Mexico, A popular name used by locals in NM to shorten the name just for convenience.
"Hey, I'm going to Spaña, I'll see you soon!"

"I live in Spaña."
by Lil_QD June 8, 2018
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Spanderous

Twitter user who is excessively attracted to a character in yokai watch, a cat named tomnyan.

His attractions for characters goes too far and he often wants to do the naughty with them. Spanderous is a minor. He also talks about LGBT stuff.

If he send you a friend request, do not accept it. He did several things that even I can't tell you.

Spanderous, if you read this,

Fuck you.
"spanderous is a minor, what he did is absolutely horrible"
by Xx_dankmemer20021303_xX September 24, 2021
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man span

The fleshy part between the ball sac and the anus
"Dude, I totally have to shave my man span."
by DuckButter01 April 24, 2009
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A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.
Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020
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shpants

shorts and pants at the same time.
dude look at those shpants. i want some. SHPANTS!! SHPANTS SHPANTS!
by bailey October 12, 2004
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