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Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
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Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.
"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"
by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012
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Caribbean Stroke

When you enter the shower with the same sex and curl you toes, clench you’re anal cavity as well as biting your lip as hard as you can while holding as much eye contact as possible.
Oh boy I cant wait to do the Caribbean stroke with my best friend!”
by Sir Thickdick III March 13, 2022
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stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"
I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus
by Mvrcv January 8, 2017
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porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.
He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.
by level28 September 12, 2020
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Mega-stroke

A stroke so intense it stops the stroke completely only for a literal god to come down from the heavens to pimp slap you so hard you have another stroke and evaporate
I sure hope these aids dont give me a mega-stroke
by Yes,masta September 29, 2019
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