fart string

The imaginary bass string linking your arse hole and and bowel system. When breaking wind, this gives a pleasing bass like tone. A fart string remains in-tact on most heterosexual men, not the case for homosexuals.

Straight person commenting on homo: That guys fartstring has been well snapped.

OR

That guys fart string is hanging out of the back of his pants.

by JackDaFlash June 1, 2006

baldestro string

a common name for the bango string down the back of your penis

i had sex last night and my baldestro string snapped

by mark turner April 19, 2005

shrinter

original idea: to create an output device - half shredder, half printer - for extremely confidential documents.
in real life: a printer that produces more paper jam and torn paper than usable output due to technical malfunction

the printer in my office is definitely a shrinter...

by Wayne Schlegel November 28, 2006

Stricthammer

Similar to the Banhammer, but wielded by parents in an attempt to destroy any potential plans to get high, drunk, or engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

Jonny: Is Nathan coming to the rave tonight?
Casey: No, his parents brought down the stricthammer on him.

by UDLabrador February 12, 2009

striptaculous

Having the qualities of a fantastic stripper.

Did you see those legs? They're striptaculous!

by niallz August 22, 2009

straint

Abnormal and often painful swelling of the taint. Symptoms include profuse sweating in the taint area and/or minor bleeding. An untreated straint may transform into a "taintotoma"

see "taintotoma"

That fart was so diesel, that I got a straint

by iLLapino January 7, 2011

sprintmode

A mode you switch to during running

I went Sprintmode finishing the race and passing them. When I passed them I said "Sprintmode Activate" and blew them away.

by Beastmodeee October 13, 2010