Beet Steamer

When a gassy gay man decides to take it in the butt during sex, and uncontrollably releases his fart while the other man's penis is lodged inside of his anus.

After that taco bell I might be giving you a beet steamer tonight.

by BBBauer February 18, 2014

stanly steamer crew

For two or more male or female to shit on one's chest and rub it all over there body .

Dude me and a couple guys did the stanly steamer crew on this one girl last night.

by The real real obama July 15, 2015

Buffalo Steamer

A sexual act generally perfomed with both partners consuming a large quantity of taco dip, smothering their bodies in buffalo sauce and blue cheese dressing, followed by rough anal intercourse over a plate of buffalo wings until defecation.

There was supposed to be a pool party at Drew's house but it was raining out so we stayed inside and did a buffalo steamer instead.

by Chicken Man February 7, 2017

Yakima Steamer

This is the act of taking a steamy pile of shit onto your partners bare exposed feet. Thus, leaving their toes looking like Yakima, Washington.

Jose enjoys to pay harlots in cash to give him a Yakima Steamer, while he stands in his bathtub, so he doesn’t ruin the carpet in his parents basement.

by Djjazzyjinx January 25, 2020

Anchorage Steamer

A form of hypocrisy. The act of criticizing someone for a certain act and then proceeding to unwittingly do that same thing. This can also be referred to as a Palin-drome.

The woman who sees Russia from her house just dropped an anchorage steamer on America- she criticized the media for politicizing the Arizona shooting and then implied that the shooter was a liberal.

by jonstewartfan January 19, 2011

Alpine Screamer

While giving oral sex, open up pussy and scream as loud as possible. The shock waves emitted creates 100% orgasm

Guy #1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy #2: I took her out to dinner and brought her back home for a little Alpine Screamer.
Guy #1: Someone came last night

by Alpine Screamer March 13, 2011

Belgian Steamer

A sexual act in which one deficates onto the chest of thier partner. So named for it's resemblance in color to Belgian chocolate and the body heat of the "depositor".

Man, that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Belgian Steamer!

by Zkilla February 2, 2006