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Metal Straw Progressive 

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."

Turkey in the straw

A penis ( and testicles) surrounded by pubic hair.
Hey babe, check-out this turkey in the straw that I've got here... gobble-gobble-gobble... hmm...?
Turkey in the straw by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016

satan's straw 

When you're hitting the bong and you accidentally suck up bong water. Bong water that is spit out as a result of satan's straw is referred to as satan's spit
-*hitting bong* *slurps up water and chokes* dude wtf?
- lol fuckin satan's straw dude
satan's straw by Camokaze May 22, 2017

CHONGO STRAW 

The act of drinking Chongo Juice out of a 5 gallon cooler through a one inch diameter plastic tube(beer bong hose).
Instead of taking a Chongo Bong last night me and the boys decided to take a round out of the Chongo Straw.
CHONGO STRAW by Hutty November 25, 2007

the straw that stoked the camel's sack 

The last in a series of positive events that cumlminate in an overall good outcome.
So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!

Lay down a straw man 

Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs straw house. Something made of straw is not likely to last.
I going to just lay down a straw man and we can go from there.
Lay down a straw man by jdoggit January 15, 2010