The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
When you're hitting the bong and you accidentally suck up bong water. Bong water that is spit out as a result of satan's straw is referred to as satan's spit
-*hitting bong* *slurps up water and chokes* dude wtf?
- lol fuckin satan's straw dude
So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!
Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs strawhouse. Something made of straw is not likely to last.