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Metal Straw Progressive

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
by CimmonToastCromch October 3, 2019
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Turkey in the straw

A penis ( and testicles) surrounded by pubic hair.
Hey babe, check-out this turkey in the straw that I've got here... gobble-gobble-gobble... hmm...?
by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016
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satan's straw

When you're hitting the bong and you accidentally suck up bong water. Bong water that is spit out as a result of satan's straw is referred to as satan's spit
-*hitting bong* *slurps up water and chokes* dude wtf?
- lol fuckin satan's straw dude
by Camokaze May 22, 2017
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CHONGO STRAW

The act of drinking Chongo Juice out of a 5 gallon cooler through a one inch diameter plastic tube(beer bong hose).
Instead of taking a Chongo Bong last night me and the boys decided to take a round out of the Chongo Straw.
by Hutty November 25, 2007
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the straw that stoked the camel's sack

The last in a series of positive events that cumlminate in an overall good outcome.
So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!
by Ferret July 3, 2005
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Lay down a straw man

Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs straw house. Something made of straw is not likely to last.
I going to just lay down a straw man and we can go from there.
by jdoggit January 15, 2010
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This just means "Suck It" or kind of like kiss my @**
PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."

PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."
by yay area grl26 June 15, 2009
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