Couch stain

The marks left on your face after falling asleep on the couch.

Did you just wake up?
Yeah, why?
I can tell by the couch stains on your face.

by Dizzy15116 June 1, 2014

Siegel stain

Crusty residue left on fabrics and skin resulting from Male on Male group sex pornographic movie shoots.

I will never get the smell out of this couch from all those Siegel stains.

by wardo021 February 27, 2015

lumpy stain

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

by charliethomas May 17, 2015

Fuck Stain

Something which a lot of people in this world should have been.

Mate, those people over there are total fuck stains

by Lala and Po 2 May 13, 2022

certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties

Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022

Sloppy bowl stainer

When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.

Dont use the toilet wait for the cleaners to clean it. I just did a sloppy bowl stainer.

by Lbigfella August 24, 2016

Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult

1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."

by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018