9 strokes

It means jerking off and is widely used in the U.K.

I just did the 9 strokes with jerry

by johhnyworking87 October 10, 2022

Smokeshow

When someone so goddamned hot walks by, smoke appears to literally be coming off of them

"Hey look at that Smokeshow bro! EY BAYBEH Whats your name?"

"My names Molly!"

by DigitalStory July 5, 2022

Belmont Stakes

A very large race track in Elmont, NY bordering Floral Park. A great place to drink when all else fails. Belmont Stakes allows kids to drink there of all ages with anything being said to them. The first weekend in June is the best time to be in the parking lot getting shitfaced.

First Saturday of June, 90% of your friends with be getting drunk outta their minds in the parking lot of Belmont and no one will question their age.

Guy 1: It's the first Saturday in June, what do you wana do?

Guy 2: Are you crazy it's the Belmont Stakes?!

Guy 1: Good point lets grab a few dirty 30's of natty and get wasted.

by Sucka Nut June 9, 2009

stones

1) Shorthand for the Rolling Stones.

2) plural of stone.

3) Multiple people who are stoned. An uncontrollable mispronounciation.

"Mick Jagger is a member of the stones"

"I threw stones at the cats"

"Yup, weis all stones rights now!"

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

The Strokes

An amazing band from NYC, which brought back the fun and timeless sounds of the 70's and 80's. Totally awesome....... And it helps that they are really hott too:)

The Strokes rock my sox and everyone that thinks they suck can fuck off.

by Marissa January 3, 2004

swallowing the stones

to eat a man's testicles, by sucking them dry.

Yo my girlfriend is so good at swallowing the stones.

by lucajamesalexjoeryan January 12, 2008

stoges

originating from the Conistoga Stogies; cigars smoked by travelers in covered wagons, later shortened to "stoge" refering to a cigarette.

Sally Spicer can smoke a stoge with her twat!

by irate nun September 18, 2003