statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB July 29, 2003

Masterbation Station

An area - usually your room - where you go to watch porn or just to beat your meat over someone

Rob spends all his time in his masterbation station watchin' animal porn

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 16, 2009

bus station skank

N.

1. A slang/street reference to the variety of skanks/hos/sluts/whores which congregate around bus stations in cities and suburbs.

2. A slang/street reference to a lower class of sluts/skanks who either deserve less pay or are more willing to service a wider range of clientel with lower standards.

"Did you see that ho? She was a straight bus station skank"

by Shizain July 8, 2006

plane station

Ashley's term for Airport. a cross between a trainstation and an airport.

Kevin:Where is your sis comiing in from.
Ash: Well me and my mom have to get to the plane station at 7 cause her flight comes in at 8.
Kevin: Plane station?

by orange March 12, 2005

Static-X

cool industrial-metal band with strong vocals but isnt annoying at all.
the best song : "im with stupid"
band with awsome songs to freak dance to.

static-x added me to their friends list on myspace.com!!

by xCHRISx December 27, 2004

statisticular cancer

The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.

Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.

Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.

by montycus October 10, 2007

Procrasturbation Station

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.

I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.

by Ass Sassinator January 10, 2011