A bandy snatch is a vagina that has been rammed so much that it has the ability to stretch like a jumbo sized rubber band. A bandy snatch is not a good thing, unless you have a horse penis. Some may say "its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"
"I wanted to fuck Monique so bad, but once i saw that hoe had a bandy snatch, i slapped the bitch and ran."
by Davidd Nielsen May 20, 2009
Get the Bandy Snatch mug.When a woman is horny and becomes "wet" in anticipation of sexual intercourse, as she removes her underwear it gets caught in her vagina and has resistance coming down.
Sex with my girlfriend was so hot, you could tell she was ready for it when she had a "Snatch Catch".
by Pancake Power July 13, 2011
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by James Henry July 20, 2004
Get the Snatch Patch mug.Suzy Stinky Snatch is actually Rosie Rotten Crotch's first cousin.
They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!
Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.
They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!
Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.
I banged this Suzy Stinky Snatch last night... Her pussy was quite rank, but actually felt good as I shot her vagina full of goo.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the Suzy Stinky Snatch mug.The second most horrific sounding nickname for the human female's genitals(after cunt). So much so that it can only be properly applied when descibing genitals that are presumed or understood to be filthy or disgusting.
by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005
Get the snatch mug.A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.
Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.
Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.
Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.
by July41944 June 21, 2009
Get the lap snatch mug.Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.
AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."
by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009
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