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Shartle

The substance emitted during the act of sharting
After sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my ass.
by YahtzeeMcShartle July 3, 2008
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Starlean

Name for a female. Is usually crazy and wild in bed. A Starlean is one not to be messed with. Also very dominant. Usually marries about 4 times in their life before finding the right one and quick freezing him as to keep forever.
Damn dude, I had a Starlean last night. I will never forget that.
Damn. That Starlean got a big ass booty.
by Aniwo May 29, 2011
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Toyota Starlet

The ultimate favourite chav mobile. Even though Toyota stopped manufacturing these puppies before the millenium, they still roam, or should i say speed, through our streets on a daily basis all pimped out to the maxxx laaaa with the double exhausts and the spoiler, and the multicoloured respray. Usually driven by a G-Star wearing hoodlum whose trying to impress the chavilicious bleach blonde babes who stand on street corners selling their sex and dripping in the ever so stylish gold creole gypo earrings, and we cannot forget, the FRED PERRY HOODIES LAAAAAK. Those who do not own Toyota Starlets can only hope that those who do own them do not rip the tripe outta the engine before it's passed onto the next Chav, probably called Andre Scott, so that they can drive round and therefore continue the cycle of being a bombastic chav listening to ATB-'Til I Come at full blast.
Grace: OHMEGOD, have you seen Scatty's new wheels laaaaa? They're well bling bling. Toyota Starlets are well fiittt.

Taylor: Their masssssssshup man, canny wait for a steaming hot ridin' sesh in thon yoke laaaaaaaa.

Grace:Yea mateeee, he's taking me for a spin after his shift ends in the chippy laaaaa.

Taylor:AOOOOOOOW smelling all fishy and chippy laaa, you won't be able to take yo' smackas off him babes.
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startledbunny

This is a term for an exceptionally ugly woman, possessed of big, mad staring eyes.
Did you see that broad with the fish eyes? Yeah, she's a real startledbunny ain't she?
by Jon October 10, 2004
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Cock-Startled

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled
hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled
by won jitte January 19, 2009
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Starter Fluid

the pre-curser to a sexual act. It's the fluid that leaks from a penis or vagina when aroused.
I got that girl horny but her starter fluid smelled like a rotten blumpkin mouth.
by TheFlash2 September 4, 2010
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Starter Cock

A STARTER COCK is a bi or homosexual male (usually with a small penis) who specializes in breaking in new members of their gay orientation... He is the first to buttfuck the new recruit, usually very gentlly with his small manhood..
When Jerry came out of the closet, Eddie had the perfect little starter cock for him..
by kms2 December 20, 2010
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