stanley eruption

you hold a girl above your head at a party and people throw shit at her head like an octupus and hot dogs.(then bust on her face)

I gave your girlfriend a stanley eruption I think you should break up with her.

by recognize_ February 8, 2008

Stanley Steemer

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.

I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.

by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011

stanley

A skinny ass jew loving muslim who loves to sit in back of the class wanking off to chicken, nugget, midget, gay porn. No one knows how stanleys are made but they are accounted for eminem thinking hes a rap god due to there retarded obsession towards him.

ugh i hate jews, stanley go away

by mac the peadophile August 19, 2018

Stanley Steamer

When two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. One of them pulls their butt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the anus of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.

"My face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a Stanley Steamer?"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"

by Themostgiftedpenis-of-them-all January 7, 2012

Stanley Street

A fucken sweet street. where fucken sweet people live. and also stanley can be used for the "Stanley Cup" in the nhl

I live on the best fucken street... stanley street.

by hockeyfromstanley October 18, 2008

Casual Stanley

one who feigns casualty when is actually self aware.

Do you think I acted like I was uncomfortable around him because we hooked up?
-No, you were a total casual stanley about it. You were cool as a cucumber.

by srose92 December 17, 2010

Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014