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Jesus Sandals

The shoes that noobsor tourists will wear.
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot
Dude! Check out all those newbs with their Jesus Sandals!
by LaurAsh July 5, 2007
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scanda-jealous skank bitch

a girl who acts scandalously towards a person out of jealousy. the girl is jealous because her significant other is still in love with their ex-girlfriend. in result the "scanda-jealous skank bitch" talks shit about the ex-girlfriend because she is so jealous that she can never be her!!!
Its not my fault your girlfriend still wants me you scanda-jealous skank bitch! so go ahead, cry me a river; and then, build a bridge and get over it!
by {{.dat.bad.one.}} September 4, 2010
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double standard defense

A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.
Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!

Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.

Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.
by Kyothine June 17, 2009
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sandalize

To throw your footwear in disgust, for lack of something better to throw.
A fan gave me the finger at the game last night, I didn't want to waste my beer, so i tried to sandalize her. She was removed before i could get my sandal off, however
by Thegreatwarden78 October 17, 2008
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High Standards

A person who demands an extremely specific person to be their lover. It is usually very hard for someone with High Standards to meet a compatible person, but if all standards are met, she is a keeper.
"Ugh, I hate my love life."

"What's wrong Bob?"
"This girl I met is a Christian, Gamer, Speaks 15 languages, and is a black belt in karate! But she isn't a Virgin smh. She doesn't meet my standards, so I'm going to have to let her go."

"Well, that's what happens when you have High Standards."
by unoriginalUmbrella November 1, 2019
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Standard Warfare

A Text Based RPG game online. Vastly growing. May be mistaken for a crap RPG, but really is good! wwwdotstandardwarfaredotcom
Standard Warfare is so cool.
by Alasdair Hughes 10xc November 21, 2006
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Scandawegian

A generally-Nordic person: a conflation of Norwegian and Scandanavian
She looks Scandawegian, with her blue eyes and blonde hair
by JeanDePierre January 6, 2008
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