squirrel

the large clump of hair nestling around the butthole. like a mohawk, but wedged between your cheeks.
dude, jon's passed out naked on the bed and all you can see is his hairy squirrel
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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Squirrel friend

Reference among drag queens to refer to other drag queens, especially those that hide their nuts.
"Greetings squirrel friends!" ~ RuPaul
"Can I borrow your wig? We are squirrel friends, right?"
by Not RuPaul December 15, 2013
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Squirrel Trap

A girl who swallows A lot of nut when sucking dick, making her throat "a place where squirrels congregate."
Keisha swallowed my nut when she topped me off last night. She got a mean squirrel trap.
by H2OKZ May 18, 2017
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squirrel dive

to dive, such as a flying squirrel, spread eagle and naked onto an unsuspecting bystander or friend. Also can be performed on one's bed or belongings.
Mikey likes to squirrel dive onto Shane's pillow at Devil's Head.
by Cal City Crew March 25, 2004
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squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.
Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"
by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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Squirrel pouch

Deep throating a cock to the ball bag of the recepient. One this is achieved, the cocksucker then systematically tucks the balls one after the other into their mouth. Henceforth having the appearance of a mouth full of nuts like a squirrel.
That red pants wearing homo, that took the ding ding trolly to the Ball , could easily squirrel pouch deez nuts.
by Truckerclock21 February 9, 2017
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Squirrel Boy

A firefighter or EMT that goes to other fire department or squad's calls, either to their building or to their scene to watch and\or help out the other department. Often also referred to as a whacker.
State Trooper: Who's that guy that's just standing over there watching everything?
Fire Chief: Oh he's okay, he's harmless. That's our Squirrel Boy, he belongs to Station 46 but he comes to our calls a lot.
by Jay Dog February 2, 2010
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