squirrel grip

The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.

Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.

Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.

squirrel grip by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

Squirrel Bushing

v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.

"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."

Squirrel Bushing by onceandfuturekingofspain May 25, 2013

squirrel ass nigga

A term used to describe someone that is hard to catch. This description is common, inner-city slang and typically used when someone successfully evades police capture due to speed and agility.

Person #1: Tha lawz ain’t neva catch’n Deondrae.

Person #2: Word. He be a squirrel ass nigga!

squirrel ass nigga by Sir Willam Wallace April 29, 2013

squirrel blanket 

a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.

you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!

squirrel blanket by quinwithey December 18, 2008

Squirrel derby

A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.

That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!

Squirrel derby by fargocindo June 21, 2013

squirrel wrangler

A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.

A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.

A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.

Give that project to our resident squirrel wrangler, Matt. He'll take care of it.

squirrel wrangler by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Squirrel Bird 

Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.

Brett was all over this chick last night at the party, but I totally squirrel birded him.

Squirrel Bird by ChristopherWalken3000 January 15, 2009