squid tits

Saggy, flat jelly tits that often lie flat against the chest, resembling dead squid.

Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

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Jump the Squid

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!

by Crockswamio May 30, 2010

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Squid Head

(1.) Those scene girls big trendy haircuts with a giant poof on top of there head.

(2.) Extremely teased hair.

*NOTE: You may add a hyphen in between the words making it Squid-Head.

Dale: Say Joe is that what Urban Dictionary the most coolest site in the world defines as a Squid Head???

Joe:By George it is what do you know i bet she will be balding by the age of 5

*Men go back to drinking there Tea*

by MiggytheRin April 03, 2010

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awkward squid

Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)

by Eric Wu May 16, 2007

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Squid Roe

A popular club in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Lots of booze, girls, and minimal creepers. There's an announcer guy who hollers at girls all night, who is a complete tool.

Let's check out Squid Roe tonight after we ditch all the high school girls from the Gigglin' Marlin.

by dgaf partier March 30, 2009

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