Squeaval

A creature that usually runs around elementary school playgrounds and tries to consume children. Often hairy, has long claws, red eyes. Its easy to defend yourself from squeaval, simply make a gun with your thumb and forefinger and make a shooting noise, it usually kills squeavul. Squeaval usually gets up after 40 or so seconds, so use that time to run. Away.

Sean: "OMFG it's squeaval!" *panic*

Jason: "Quick Sean make a gun and shoot it!"

*makes gun* *shooting noise from Sean's mouth*

Jason: "You got him!"

*squeaval gets up*

Sean: "Holy ****! RUN!"

by dictatorZZ April 21, 2009

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Squealing Octopus

When a female; or a group of females, pours ink into the crevise of their vagina and proceeds to queef as the Ink sprays out in orderly fashion. (Plural: Squealing Octopussy)

Damn ma, I want you to do that squealing octopus all over my anus!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015

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Squeaf • Squeaker • squeef • squeaks • squeaky • Squeaky Friends • Squeal • squealer • squeat • squaffle

Squeak Squeak

self-depreciating, humorous response to the question
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
Normally only used by men who are in fact brave, but not suicidally so.

"Where's the cheese?" may also be used or added to emphasize the response.

"I don't really fancy going swimming with all those sharks around"
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
"Squeak Squeak. Where's the cheese?"

by Pontius Pilot July 9, 2016

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Squeal

the noise you make when you witness Dan and Phil's marriage video

" when I watched Dan and Phil's marriage video I began to squeal"

by KatLovesDanAndPhil December 11, 2016

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Squeaky deep

When a pussy is aged to a leathery texture but is still tight enough to create friction making a squeaking noise if a form of lubrecation isn't applied.

"My husband fucked me so hard last night he got squeaky deep"

by Hammo&co #2549brep February 26, 2017

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