scumpty

smut,whore,property of tha hood,tool,hoe,also can be known as a pop

yo this scumpty jus gave me head

by bigdeucejunior July 26, 2009

scump

A scump is when a male put his nipple into a another male or females butthole.

shane dawson scumped his cat so hard last night it meowed!!!

by nigonapig March 23, 2019

Ski mask the slump god

A god

Person 1: Who is ski mask the slump god?
Person 2: A god.. tf

by popohead October 26, 2019

skump

A skeet-dump, when one jerks off while taking a dump. This person finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.

Bro you were in the bathroom really long were you skumping.

by skumpboy87 April 13, 2017

Slump Bitch

Its easy to recognize a slump bitch but sometimes they can be hard to describe so I've put together a list of characteristics that you can use to describe the slump bitches you see on a daily basis. If you can apply 2 or more of these to your daily life, you might be a slump bitch.

1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.

*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.

Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.

These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to [e-mail].

Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!

Damn slump bitches always taking like 5 hours to slump across the street.

by M. Kay November 15, 2010

slump

Someone who wears their clothing in a disheveled, unkempt, stylishly raggedy manner. Most common of the 'stoner' populous.

I wish I didn't look so slump.
You're slump as fuq.
He looks slump.
ect...

by mishee August 13, 2011

Cherry Slumper

A society of men who declare to have sex with virgin girls, and virgin girls ONLY. Hence "cherry" you "slump". Once a man has sex with a non-virgin girl, he is removed from the society and can never return.

Guy 1: "Dawg I fucked this easy hoe"
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."

by udajew1212haha February 18, 2010