seasonal sprite

short

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Sprite

some guy from a discord server that you'll meet and then think he's retarded and then find out that he is xD

"Yoo! Sprite da tard is here!"

by sovietskoodle June 25, 2020

Sprite delight

When you sound a McDonald’s straw down your urethra and spit sprite down the straw until you explode like sprite jizz volcano

Hey hon you think you could order McDonald’s and give me a sprite delight

by Skibidishart64 May 4, 2024

Sprite

1. Anger and buttsex
2. A sexual horror
3. The label of two males who fuck each other senseless whenever they get pissed at one another
4. The sexiest kind of hate-fucking

sprite okay
just fucking sprite

by britterlikesbutts October 26, 2012

Sprite Cranberry

A nectar of gods, originally mention in the bible,
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry? -Jesus of Nazareth

by Patroneme January 11, 2019

Sprite Fright

When someone swings a bottle of Sprite and hits you in the balls

-Screw you
-Don't make me Sprite Fright you

by Rockhardstoner1 April 18, 2017

sprite cranjelly

the best person alive and also kinda emo

DUDE SPRITE CRANJELLY IS SO HOT OMG OMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMG OMGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

by himynameiselilol February 3, 2022