spacklecrack

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.

"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."

by billebllunt May 12, 2014

spackleface

For you drywallers, when your beau shoots his load acoss your face in an orange peel texture.

Joe, take a look at her spackleface. You can't even see the patch!

by Dry n hard June 26, 2016

Spacled

Drunk ass hell while stoned.

I got spacled last night and puked my ass off

by Strait out of compton January 5, 2017

speckledwarf

Something that's pink

Jiggly puff is a pink fairy Pokémon and speckledwarf.

by Speckledwarf October 2, 2017

Speckled Ladybugs

The best rec-soccer team in high school, but wants the players from the school's J.V. team to join them.

Nate: In high school I'm totally gonna be on the Speckled Ladybugs

Matthew: I don't know, you might not make J.V.

by Typoleon May 30, 2018

Spackle burgler

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018