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spokesmoppet

A child, usually a teenager, that is granted moral authority by the mainstream media because s/he was the victim of a dastardly crime or event, and is used by the media to pontificate to the general public in support of the media's stance on a particular social or political issue related to the aforementioned crime or event. The term was first coined by "Ace" at the conservative Ace of Spades blog in reference to David Hogg and others that participated in the "March For Our Lives" rally on March 24, 2018.
Children's March Spokesmoppet Tells CNN's Media Analyst Brian "Tater" Stetler That "Journalism is Activism" .
by aurelius68 May 19, 2018
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spokononoy

Joseph, you're such a spokononoy
by DaPenono May 30, 2018
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Spoking

When you and the homies getting ready for a circle jerk, but instead you just touch tips around the center
Me and the boys were gonna crank a mad circle jerk the other day but we just felt like Spoking
by Spoke king June 17, 2018
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Spoke Bender

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spokesliar

A spokesperson, usually employed by a politician or corporation, who specializes in telling anything but the truth.

The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.
Once an important and dignified position, the White House Press Secretary is now seen as the main spokesliar who shields The President of the United States of America from having to answer embarrassing questions.
by Puddintan3 September 12, 2019
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spokane

a word used to describe a person who gets punked by females; also defined as simp
"whoa! My ass hurts so bad from getting fucked by my girlfriend."
"Don't talk to Donny he's a spokane bitchboy."
by nibbernibber niblerman January 7, 2020
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Spoke

Pronounce or spelling incorrectly.
by Ggggangstaa November 29, 2020
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