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selling shovels

to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation

In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.
I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.
by reezydos February 10, 2009
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selling oranges

Hey dude nick was selling oranges to kiley in the janitors closet
by Potatoking August 14, 2015
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It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem
And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church
by durtas secreto July 26, 2017
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toast selling

To sell somthing stupid like a plain peice of paper or a toast with some picture carved in it for a really high price....then haveing someone bid on it
A Plain peice of paper
Current Bid: 18.00
Bids: 6
by Matt Gualdarrama June 26, 2005
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spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.
I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!
by Synergy Guru May 16, 2009
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Snelling

An awesome family. Loving, caring, always fun. They play amazing crazy games and are witty, funny and great for comforting hugs! :D
Ah, I wish my brother was a Snelling! We never do anything fun...
by s1un2set January 19, 2011
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SOELLING

Guy 1: Hey man how aer you?
Guy 2: You mispelled aer.
Guy 1: fuck SOELLING
by ABVWWG March 15, 2011
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