When your girlfriend won't give it to you so you jerk off all day for seven days straight. At the end of the week the trickle of watery diluted cum is called splooge. This is not to be confused with Scrooge who was some cheap ass mother fucker. Also not to be confused with Squooge which is when you cornholing a woman you pull out and shoot all over her back and then use a squeegie to clean her off. If she's a real Slooge she will then lick the squeegie clean.
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
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by Theoneandonly, God November 25, 2018
Get the Splooge Fest mug.Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.
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"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"
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