splashback

When the crap drops from a distance great enough so that , when it comes in contact with the surface of the water in the toilet bowl the water, and whatever is in it, splashes and hits your ass, hence splashback

It sucks to have a splashback after you pee

by eye kill fish October 14, 2003

splash pants

pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.

"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"

by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007

Salish Middle School

A school in the Pacific Northwest. Many many basic thots will make fun of the sixth graders for being virgins. A student tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the roof twice, but Salish Middle School covered that up and made sure no one had a convo about it. Very bad anti bullying system, but which school doesn’t have one? Lots of weebs and furries, avoid them. Weebs will say that people who play Minecraft aren’t gamers while obsessing over an anime strategy game which they only play for the reason of marrying one of the characters. Least wimpiest school in North Thurston district, Aspire middle school is obviously the wimpiest. All of the staff are either feminists or despise women, no in between. Good side is that it isn’t a white school; there are mostly brown kids. Overall, lame school. Salish snitches got Minecraft classic blocked.

Todd: “hey jim, I heard one of the students here at Salish Middle School tried to commit suicide by jumpi-“
School principal: “Hey, woah woah woah”

by I have gonorrhea sksksksksk October 4, 2019

Smash and Splash

The act of masterbating while taking a shit

Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.

by ECARs 2.0 March 11, 2009

Cosby Kids Splasher

Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.

Denny: Ahh dammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/

Jim: That sucks dude..

by Hot Carl4229 April 4, 2009

ScrewFace Stinger Splash

Mouth stabbing until the point of regurgitation. Once regurgitation is achieved the man collects the regurge form off off his phallaginal region an proceeds to smack and reinsert regurge back into the oral cavity of mouth stabbee.
Repeat process until desired regurges have been achieved.

Did you get on the ropes and in all the corners?
I DID give Monica one helleva screwface stinger splash!

by Pregnant People July 5, 2010

splosh

Noun: a sexual/sensual food party, in which participants cover each other in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. eating the food off each other is optional. Nudity and sexual interactions often follow. Other common usages are the present verb splosh and the present participle verb form sploshing.

"We were at this sploshing party and my friend got covered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream, then they had her sit on a birthday cake! she really loved it!"

by jerich0 June 1, 2003