splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006

spluttering

when you walk ungracefully or un co-ordinatedly usually using lots of hand gestures and/or just doing something in an awkward kind of way

"oh my god laura you you keep spluttering past jack lister."

"oh, how embarrassing."

by hayden595 March 1, 2008

slattern

A woman who is slutty.
A tramp.

She's such a slattern. Dale one night and Animal the next!!

by Penis Van Lesbian January 4, 2004

Bitch Splitter

Another name for a penis.

That girl rode my bitch splitter until my balls turned purple!

by stanielle May 3, 2006

william splattner

A massive liquid shit.

I went to the bathroom and had a long visit with William Splattner today. Shouldn't have eaten so many hot wings last night.

by ACRanger February 18, 2008

Spatterspray

Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.

I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.

by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011

splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008