Ball Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea ball splash. I hope I got it all off.

by Velocinox October 28, 2010

golfer spasm

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.

Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm

by zamorak November 26, 2013

worth a splash

Used to indicate the attractiveness of a female by whether you'd give her a facial or not.

Hey Sandy, look at her she's worth a splash

by VeeTwin November 29, 2007

splash mountain

A ride found in Disney(world/land) where the rider is braught to the top of a man made mountain and takes plunges into water in a boat.

Damn. I got wet on splash mountain.

by Dick June 15, 2004

Splashback

When you are taking a dump and the deployement of your piece of crap makes the toilet water splash straight up to your ass, usually in your ass-hole.

I was taking a huge dump the other day and had one hell of a splashback!

by Sky M March 12, 2008

after splash

To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.

Fuck my shit was heavy and small so I got lots of after splash.

by oojuu March 26, 2003

clown splash

The act of shooting a strong stream of urine directly into one's mouth. This act's name is derived from the carnival game "clown splash" where contestants shoot a water gun into a clown's mouth which blows up a balloon.

She opened her mouth and closed her eyes for the surprise. However, she didn't anticipate the clown splash which drenched her mouth and face as she winced away in shock and disgust.

by A-Bomber April 14, 2008