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Spiderman Ass

The act of laying on the back on a flat surface preferably the ground so that the anal region is pointing toward the target human. The human in which is committing the act will then roll his or her undergarments cinematically upward slowly to at last reveal their entire anal region to the target in the same fashion spiderman rolls down his mask in the Spiderman kissing scene with MJ. (prefered to be done with spiderman boxers)
I proudly presented my spiderman ass to mary jane as she stared shockingly into my hairy brown eye.
by Peter Russo July 3, 2007
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Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.
After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.
by Knightning April 12, 2016
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to "Spiderman" it

verb. (also "spidermanning" and "spidermanned")
to "spiderman" something, such as a slide door or slide window is to place your hand on said object, and using your friction, pull the door across.
"I cant open this slide window from the outside!"
"you need to "Spiderman" it!"
Thanks dude!

to "Spiderman" it
by Rozzary May 27, 2010
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Spiderfan

The act of masturbating whilst hanging upside down opposite a powerful fan with a spiderman mask only half on ones face. One then ejaculates into ones hand and slings it into the fan like the famous webslinger. The fan then it blows the jizm back onto oneself - preferably in the chest.
hey man i was bored last night so I totally Spiderfanned myself FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

I heard that Brad gave himself the old Spiderfan last night. That's probably why his shirt is sticking to his chest.
by Virender Shewag December 15, 2011
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spiderman

To ejaculate (cum) in your hand and then proceed to throw it on to some ones face whilst saying "go web go"
ow...my eye.....

thats what you get for asking for a spiderman.

or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.
by chrisajj September 22, 2007
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Ginger Spiderman

The act of jizzing in one's hand and flinging into a ginger's face!
I just went Ginger Spiderman in your face dawg!
by Lawless123 January 30, 2009
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