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Get the Horny Somalian mug.Noun: Tall, Skinny, Handsome, Intelligent, Mercentile, Fearless people from the Horn of Africa.
Synonyms: Black Hawk Down
Synonyms: Black Hawk Down
by Hitlers somali bastard son November 20, 2020
Get the Somali mug.In California, a stupid broad who wears giant stunna shades, won't shut up about drinking, wears gaucho pants, bleaches and feathers her hair, and generally tries to say something stupid every goddamned minute of the day. Bonus points for implants.
by kanga rune August 18, 2007
Get the socal girl mug.An abbreviation of "Southern California," SoCal is populated by an unusually high percentage of blonds, rich people, boring kids, and bigoted Republicans.
Barry: Hey, girl, where do you come from?
Andromeda: SoCal.
Barry: Damn, another plastic!
Andromeda: Whatevah. I'd rather be straightening my hair anyway.
Andromeda: SoCal.
Barry: Damn, another plastic!
Andromeda: Whatevah. I'd rather be straightening my hair anyway.
by Bob Deng January 24, 2009
Get the SoCal mug.This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap mug.Quite possibly the most corrupt part of the United States, with NYC right up there. Home to the notorious LAPD. The area consists of LA, OC, and Laguna. Mostly the wealthy live in SoCal, with a few of it's outskirts being middle class. Take Downy for example. In the early 1980's SoCal was the basin for the glam and hair metal scene. Bands such as Motley Crue and Stryper derived from here. The thrash//heavy metal band Metallica also started here, but after realizing the plasticity of the people, or "fans" decided to move to the much more real and down to earth region, ((commonly referred to as NorCal, more specifically the Bay Area, and even more specifically,))of San Francisco. There you have it my friends...
SoCal-er: "Hey! Do you have like a Mercedes? Cos' I have a Porsche! Oh my God, I totally need to lose three pounds!"
NorCal-er: "Dude, hella chill. I'm trying to listen to my Metallica album."
SoCal-er: "Ummm... Arn't they like really famous? Maybe I could score one of the guys! Haha!"
NorCal-er: "SHUT THE FUCK UP you little bimbo! Go back and listen to your fucking Motley Crue record. Jesus!
NorCal-er: "Dude, hella chill. I'm trying to listen to my Metallica album."
SoCal-er: "Ummm... Arn't they like really famous? Maybe I could score one of the guys! Haha!"
NorCal-er: "SHUT THE FUCK UP you little bimbo! Go back and listen to your fucking Motley Crue record. Jesus!
by Metallichick May 1, 2006
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