Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.

John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!

by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019

Sniper Rifle

1) A long-range firearm

2) Something men do when their pee shoots straight forward. You need to move backward as far as possible without having your piss not land in the toilet bowl. Usually results in disaster.

Jonah: Duude! I just did the coolest sniper rifle ever!
Tom: I was wondering why you were hooting.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 19, 2023

rubberband sniper

Someone who hits you with a rubberband from across the classroom without the teacher knowing

"Wow did you see Nick hit Mark with that rubberband?"

"Yeah he must be a rubberband sniper!"

by mr. cannon February 6, 2010

Triangle Snipe

To go out specifically looking for chicks to take home for a one night stand.

You wanna go to the bar and try to triangle snipe a couple sluzies.

I need a wingman to go triangle sniping tonight.

You wanna go out and snipe some triangle tonight?

I'm going triangle sniping tonight.

by sunny da kid February 24, 2010

Whistley Snipes

a faint whistle while speaking, usually due to a boogar in one nostril or a sharp cut to the incisor.

Me: Everytime Jermaine tried telling that joke about basketball a high pitched whistle came out of his nose...

Larry: Yeah, I know, I couldnt handle it. He got all Whistley Snipes on our ass.

by Hannukah Bush June 18, 2012

word sniper

pronounciation: wərd snīpər

noun

1. A verbal marksman who attacks someone else in a comment section by taking a potshot at them but doesn't really say anything of substance or worth. Word snipers are not interested in having a real conversation. They normally just make a single, negative reply to another person's comment and take off, never to be heard from again. Their potshot may be related or unrelated to the subject of discussion. Unlike trolls, word snipers don't continually harass other people. They get in, take their shot, and they're gone. Trolls tend to hound people mercilessly for as long as they can get away with it.

Wow, that word sniper was viscous and hurtful while managing to say nothing of consequence.

by XX01011000 March 31, 2015

Boner Sniper

When someone is so damn ugly that they can kill your boner from a long distance.

That chick's a fucking boner sniper.

by Glompy Gang February 10, 2017