snowboating

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children

I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!

by kayaker101 November 30, 2010

snowboobs

When it has snowed recently and then you send a picture of your boobs to your boyfriend.

Oh wow, it just snowed. I better send a photo of my snowboobs to my boyfriend.

by GeraldandGail March 14, 2017

Snowblowing

When a chick gives a blowjob..... to a snowman.

Frosty had one hell of a time last night. That chick was snowblowing him 'till sunrise. Let's just say it wasn't the hat that made him cum alive.

Man: Hey Mr. Snowman, why are you so happy?
Mr. Snowman: Some chick gave me a snowblower last night. It was fuckin' awesome!!!

by bigkahunaburger February 22, 2011

kansas snowplow

When you are fisting a bitch, and you use "Sprit Fingers" on her.

Big tit Rhonda love me to give her Da Kansas Snowplow.

by Loopy McLellan July 10, 2006

Snowboarders

People who are the most arrogant and obnoxious people on the planet, when they're on the ski slope they think they're all Gods gift to the world.

If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.

Snowboarder 1: Hey, Get out my way dick. This is my slope and I own it.

Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.

Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.

Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.

by Shutupyou. January 17, 2011

switzerland snowblow

were a person fills there mouth with snow and gives a blowjob

i had a transsexual give me a Switzerland snowblow

by nezler May 7, 2015

Mexican snowblower

When a woman gives a man head until he cums in her mouth, then the then she does a hot rail and spits his cum held in her mouth all over the guys face when she exhales the smoke.

Amanda sucked the cum right out the head of my dick, did a fat hot rail, and spit it all over me, trying to shotgun, dat mexican snowblower tho

by ICESBLU August 1, 2017